How to Write
Step 1: Sit at computer.
Step 2: Choose song. Set on repeat.
Step 3: Sip at drink liberally. (Repeat as needed.)
Step 4: Compulsively eat junk food.
Step 5: Poke around online. (This will take a while.)
Step 6: Open file.
Step 7: Stare at the blank space.
Step 8: Turn up music.
Step 9: Poke around online some more.
Step 10: Settle into chair properly.
Step 11: Rock back and forth to song.
Step 12: Write.
4 Comments:
I agree! :)
This is EXACTLY how I write.
Especially the poke around online. I usually do step 12 and then skip to step 5 again after a write a few words.
In these 14 sentences, you have summed up countless hours of my life.
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