Happymaking

Today, someone said to me, "You are systematically destroying my insecure and zero self confidence existence!"

It's one of the best things anyone has ever said to me ever.

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There are better things...

...For me to be blogging about (like my day, heh) but I thought this was amusing:

Cassandra: wtf how is my hand bruised?

Cassandra: /random

Maya: maybe a sparklepire with a glittering six-pack bit it

Maya: that's always been your dream, right?

Cassandra: EFF

Cassandra: now I'm going to turn into BELLA

Maya: hahahahahahaha

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I hope I am never a cactus

Cassandra (5:59:36 PM): I just had a really random thought

Cassandra (5:59:53 PM): how do cacti hug without hurting each other?

May (6:00:30 PM): hahahah

May (6:00:41 PM): they don't! they have a super duper depressing life

May (6:00:48 PM): and have no physical contact with anybody else in the world

May (6:00:56 PM): because every time they get too close to someone, they hurt them

Cassandra (6:02:03 PM): that's so sad.

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