There are better things...

...For me to be blogging about (like my day, heh) but I thought this was amusing:

Cassandra: wtf how is my hand bruised?

Cassandra: /random

Maya: maybe a sparklepire with a glittering six-pack bit it

Maya: that's always been your dream, right?

Cassandra: EFF

Cassandra: now I'm going to turn into BELLA

Maya: hahahahahahaha