There IS No Spoon...
I. Just. Saw. The Matrix. For the First time. Ever.
SUCH A GOOD MOVIE! Wow, I don't think I've ever seen a movie that could make me think so hard... oh, wait, maybe V for Vendetta...but, of course, that one's written by the same guys, so...
Anyway, now I've got this whole conspiracy theory thing going (because I love conspiracy theories!) about whether or not the Matrix is real... *shifty eyes*
...I should probably go to bed now.
Oh, if you get an email about Mars coming within ridiculous proximity of the earth on the 27th, it's not true: http://www.snopes.com/science/mars.asp